Yesterday I had to go to Staples and I don't have a vehicle, so Heather was nice enough to lend me her car. Now I have a bruise on my rear end. Thanks Heather.
I get in the car and as I'm sitting down I feel this excruiciating pain in my backside. I look over and it's some piece of hard plastic. So I clenched my teeth with the pain for about 2 seconds...then forgot about it until I had to get back IN the car after Staples and did the whole process all over again. The bruise is ugly. About 3 times the size of a twoonie and bright purple. Nate said I should take a picture, but I didn't think that would be appropriate.
Seriously Heather - I thank you for the use of your car, but it should come with a warning of some sort.
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I would just like to take this oppertunity to defend Wayne (Heather's car whom I sometimes affectionately call Barney...). I have ridden in Wayne many a time and he's never done me wrong. He's a trusty stead and he's hot. He's great for adventures and, come on!, he's amazing because he's purple!!! And that's why I love Heather's car Wayne.
Wayne may have been good to you, but maybe my tush is either sensitive, or I just sit down harder than most people. My sincere apologies to Wayne....he was a trusty stead until I saw the ill affects.
linds doesn't know cause she rides shotty - there is some sort of weird piece of metal sticking out of the foam, but still covered by the uphostery on the left side of my driver's seat. I usually sit down in such a way as to not injure myself, although every now and then I manage to fully hit it. My apologies, I completely forgot.
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